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INTERNET EXPLORER Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet

Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya

hai

Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer.

If you don't know...

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The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya.

And the song goes....

Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)

Mausam ne lee angada IE

To kis baat ki hai lada IE

Tu chal........ Main IE !!!

khoka khola One gangster gave three fully sealed khokas (typical mumbaian word, u should be familiar if u have seen vaastav) to his fellow and ordered him not to open these khokas.After three days gangster shot that fellow...when another gangboy asked his gangster why did you shoot him, he said I ordered him not to open these khokas but he did not obey my order…
gangboy said that three khokas were still fully sealed then how did you know that he had opened the khokas??
Gangster said when I touched three khokas I felt two khokas were hot and one was cold…
gangboy could not understand anything…can you guess how the gangstar found it out???
guess.....
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'thandaa matlab khoka khola'

Once upon a time there was a guy called Joe.
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What was his nick name?
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It was............. Kambakth Ishq !!
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"Kambakth Ishq hai Joe" :-D

ok...

Joe had a very close friend called Wo. Can you tell us his nick name?

sara jahan...

got it??

Indian world cup 2003 ***********Very serious matter **********
Reason:

Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the
2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer…..

The teams that qualified for the super six stage…

India , Sri Lanka , Australia , New Zealand , Kenya ,Zimbabwe .

Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia ,Australasia &
Africa respectively ..

The teams that have the last alphabet “a” in their names qualified for the
semifinals viz.

Indi’a’ , Australi’a’ , Keny’a’ & Sri Lank’a’.

The teams that have alphabets “ia” at the last of their name qualified for
the Final i.e

Ind “ia” & Austral”ia “.

Now,

Kisne World Cup ”lia” – Austra”lia”

Kisne World Cup “dia” – In”dia”

Intelligent While visiting India , George Bush was invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.

He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says

that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam.

"Allow me to demonstrate. "

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and
your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who
is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam. He hangs up and
says,
"Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes Mr.President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be
using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington , decides he'd better put
the Condoleeza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and
says,

"Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your
father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who
is
it?" Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get
back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a
meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for
several hours, but
nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice
calls
Colin Powell and explains the problem. "Mr. Powell, your mother has
a

child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother
or
your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of

course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush,
and
exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin

Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh!"

lolz Here is a PJ dedicated to the visiting Aussie Team.

Q:- Who is the funniest Australian Cricketer?
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A:- Michael Hussey

ALBIE MORKEL Abhishek Bachchan aur Albie Morkel(SA team ka allrounder) ki bachpan se dosti thi.
..gehri dosti....
lekin jab bhi abhishek bachchan albie morkel se door jata...woh bimaar pad jata..
doctor bhi kuch nahi kar paate...unhone keh diya tha..."albie ko dawa ki nahi abhishek ki zaroorat hai"

aisa kyu???

kyu ki..

John Abraham ne abhishek ko Dostana main kaha tha..."jaane kyu dil chahta hai...tu hai toh ALBIE allright...ALBIE allright"

MARRIAGE PROPOSAL Hema, Rekha , sushma and jaya are 4 friends.They all got marriage proposal from Shah Rukh, Salman, Aamir and Saif. But none of them is ready to accept any of the proposal. why?

Kyunki....Hema, rekha ,jaya aur sushma... Sabki pasand NIRMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

COCONUT Whats the opposite of Real??

Coconut -Becuase it is 'Na-Real'

Complex joke Q) Why Dont people laugh at a complex joke--> P + iJ

A) Because the Joke part of it is imaginary!!!

Geometry!! What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!

Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.

Cool Fundamentals of Life: Cool Fundamentals of Life:
1 Money is not everythng. Theres mastercard & Visa.
2 One should love animals. They are tasty too.
3 Save water. Drink beer.
4 Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.
5 books r holy. So dont touch them.
6 dont shout in class n disturb thos who r asleep.
7 love ur neighbour. But dont get caught.
8 Every one shld marry bcoz happiness is nt the only thing in life.. :-D

Newton's book law!! Newtons book law:- Every book continues to be in a state of rest or covered with dust, untill & unless an internal or external semester exams appear.!

Amazing pj Ek aise aadmi ka naam batao jo moon ko hila sakta hai..
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Socho socho
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Chalo mai batati hu.
chandrasheker

Hey mom! Son: Hey mom, wats der 2 eat?
His mom throws a stone at him.
Son: Hey mom I just askd 4 sumthin 2 eat!
Mom: Hum eat ka jawaab pathar se dete hai....

Horses Santa Singh and Banta Singh both bought one horse each.

They wanted to make sure that they feed their own horse each morning. So Santa Singh asked "how will we know which is your

and which is mine?"

Banta Singh said "its easy I will cut mine's tail, and yours will be the one with tail."

Some boys outside heard it and cut the tail of other horse too.

So the next morning confusion arose even more. Santa Singh said."don worry, ill tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the

one without the bell."

The boys heard this too so they cut the bell.

The next day, Santa Singh got frustrated and said

"OKAY!! now the last criteria will be that:

WHITE HORSE will be yours and BLACK HORSE will be mine."

TRAIN After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand hindi had occupied his son's birth . Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to him in English. Santa Singh explained , " That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."

Sardar in the heaven A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I expected.

But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?" The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..." Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.

Appointment letter Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks

Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab

You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya

Group photo for sweet memories The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead. "

White hair One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

Drawing the picture of God A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Swallowed by whale? A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

My Dog TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

His father didn't punish him TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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